Glory Pig (WEBB)

This little piggy run the market
This little piggy broke up the home
This little piggy deals cocaine
And this little piggy was a . . .
Bad mutherfucker on a motor bike
ROCK!!

(Glory Pig)
Gonna travel through history
(Glory Pig)
In a rock&roll time machine
(Glory Pig)
Gonna make a better life for you and me
(All hail to the newborn Glory Pig)

(Glory Pig, etc.)
Wrote the book on crash and burn
He knows things that you'll never ever learn
Knows you're wrong when you think you're right

FIGHT!!! Party!!
FIGHT!!! Party!!
FIGHT!!! Party!!
FIGHT!!! Party . . . .

(Wagnerian Interlude)

Four and twenty blackbirds were baked into a pie
And set right down before the King, who'd drunken too much wine
The wind did howl, the sky turned black
He heard twelve demons shout
'Cause when the pie was opened up
Glory Pig jumped out
ROCK!!!

Whaaaah!!! I'm gonna pound you home
You are the evil one
Takin' over worlds like a sonofabitch

Take a dump on society
Suck the marrow from the galaxy
Step on the Vertelles just to watch 'em bleed

Not last night, but the night before
Eighteen Borg came knockin' at my door
Gonna strip the world down to the core
But I ain't gonna party with the Borg no more
Ain't gonna party with the Borg no more

You are the Warrior!!!