Richard B (WEBB/ZEMPEL)

You would be surprised at how easily (a screw driver and a credit card )
it was to gain illegal entery ( I just walked right in)
I wonder where they keep thier special tea (I'm lookin' through your cupboards)
those apricots sure last a long, long time....

Why can't we be more like Richard B. ?
Why can't we be more like him ?
Why can't we be more like Richard B. ?
Why can't we be more like him ?

You want to but this pretty diamond ring ? ( I got a five finger discount)
a TV, a stereo or anything ? ( why that's a nice shiny badge you have)
I feel your handcuffs are on tightening (screw the lid down tight)
are they for preventing or preserving me ?

Why can't we be more like Richard B. ?
Why can we be more like him ?
Outstanding member of the community....
Why can't we be more like him ?

I wake in a different atmosphere bars on the windows and straps on my bed
there's a guy with tattoos and a ring in his nose
found some skinheads cigs but don't touch those
never thought that I would get caught man
definitely was not part of the plan
but I was taking it all for granted and selling it back again
I was taking it all for granted and selling it back again

Why can't we be more like Richard B. ?
Why can't we be more like him ?
Outstanding member of the community....
Why can't we be more like
Why cant we be more like Richard B. ?
Why can't we be more like him ?
Do you really think you can change me ( PLEASE )
Can you make me more like....
Why can't we be more like....
Why can't we be more like Richard B. ?